Jul 9, 2010

Dear pirate,

Please to stop with giving me the nausea and the gas.  You are merely a millimeter long.  That is MUCH too tiny to cause these problems.  Your two older sisters give me enough headaches.  Make this last pregnancy easy on me, please.  I promise when you make landfall I will give you boobs and warm blankets made of lovely cuddly yarns.  You will like them, I swear.  Just stop with the problems.

your ma

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