Jan 22, 2010

An Ode to My Uterus

As sung by Rod Stewart:

Have I told you lately I don’t love you?
There are so many organs above you?
You fill my heart with sadness,
And take away all my gladness.
Make so much trouble,
That’s what you do.

For the morning sun and all it’s glory
Greets the day with bloody panties, too.
You fill my cup with yuck
Somehow, you make it suck.
Make more laundry, that’s what you do

Fucking shark week. AGAIN.

3 comments:

Blanca said...

Ha! trying have one while on a jet plane. I was already gassy to begin with. lol Anyways, hope you are feeling better now.

Josie said...

*sending you mojo*

Nik said...

This is awesome. I am often at odds with my uterus. particularly when it's "that time of the month". I want to rip it out, kick it's ass and tell it to behave.
You have my sympathy.